maybe if i was attractive this whole love life thing would be easier
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo
*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?
when someone you barely know jokes on you
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
IM THE KIND OF GIRL WHO SAYS YAAAS AND SLAY IM SO EMBARRASSED
'hey, what did you do on your vacation?'
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
if u wanna be my lover u gotta
all my selfies
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
*complains about all the ‘it’s a metaphor’ posts whilst I make a metaphor joke in my head*