maybe if i was attractive this whole love life thing would be easier

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

vineofficial:

IM THE KIND OF GIRL WHO SAYS YAAAS AND SLAY IM SO EMBARRASSED

meanplastic:

'hey, what did you do on your vacation?'

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howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

raddlest:

if u wanna be my lover u gotta

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all my selfies

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

youtubebabes:

desillusional:

desillusional:

so i was wearing this today 

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and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt

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put my hair down and accessorized

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BOOM KIM POSSIBLE 

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OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES

because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible

princess-pathetic:

*complains about all the ‘it’s a metaphor’ posts whilst I make a metaphor joke in my head*